Thursday, July 29, 2010

"Album Covers from Hell" #003

PKB

Bad album cover tributes have been floating around on the web in various forms for years and we thought we could assemble them, put our own spin on them and hopefully inspire you to join in on the verbal massacre.

Feel free to add your own comments by clicking the "Post a Comment" link, beneath each Thursday post. If it turns out that your comment is funnier than "TJ"'s comment, it may win you free Penny Knight Band music or PKB accessories ! ...aaaannnnd begin ...







The later addition of Joe Sample and subsequent name change to the "Jazz Crusaders" made all the difference in the world ...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

"Album Covers From Hell" #002

PKB

Bad album cover tributes have been floating around on the web in various forms for years and we thought we could assemble them, put our own spin on them and hopefully inspire you to join in on the verbal massacre.

Feel free to add your own comments by clicking the "Post a Comment" link, beneath each Thursday post. If it turns out that your comment is funnier than "TJ"'s comment, it may win you free Penny Knight Band music or PKB accessories ! ...aaaannnnd begin ...













... City Douchebag

Friday, July 16, 2010

It's FFF ! (Friday Facebook Fight)

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 30: Carlos Jerez of Argentina throws a punch at Anthony Mundine of Australia during their WBA International junior middleweight fight at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre on June 30, 2010 in Brisbane, Australia. (Photo by Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images)

A totally irrelevant post - unrelated to Penny Knight Band and it's proceedings ...
Thought you may be interested in a typical attempt at humor of mine that went BAD WRONG ...

I responded to a Facebook post of an event added by a local Capital District (NY) Arts reporter/blogger and that elicited a "less than warm response" from another follower of his ... a transcript of the written altercation follows ... Much love and no offense, Tony J:



Thom O'Connor
(original posting about an event with 5 bands and a pig roast):‎5 Bands and a Pig next Saturday afternoon, 24th

Tony Jones (my response):‎"5 Bands and a Pig" . I was initially confused ... thought it was a novel about an old girlfriend of mine.

Peter Vincent Liporace (obvious Tony Jones fan):ouch... sexist...
Peter Vincent Liporace (more TJ Love):portraying any woman in that light perpetuates long standing gender inequality... choose your words wisely...

Tony Jones:
PVL - Apologies. It's called comedy ... I meant no harm to your or anyone else's sensibilities. My mother is, in fact, a female and I love her and consider her equal to, if not superior to, my father.

Were I not a raging heterosexual, I would have said it reminded me of an old boyfriend, but I have no expertise in that area.

Tony Jones:
I, too, have been oppressed ... by those who lack a thick skin and a modicum of humor. EVERYONE in this country needs to lighten up. If that happens, I promise you a better world ahead.

I will now retire to my chamber of self-loathing and doubt. But let me pass along these final words ... I have always firmly believed that the female gender is the stronger of the two .... in countless ways.

There, I said it! Now I'll expect a beating from all men's rights activists on FB....

Tony Jones:
Thom, my sincere apologies for turning your non-controversial post into a philosophical bloodbath.

Thom O'Connor:Hey! That's what pigs and facebook are for. And I have enjoyed...

Tony Jones:Much appreciated, Thom. And many thanks for the opportunity to enjoy a cheap adrenaline rush!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

"Album Covers From Hell" ... 1st in a series, a Thursday Thang

PKB

Bad album cover tributes have been floating around on the web in various forms for years and we thought we could assemble them, put our own spin on them and hopefully inspire you to join in on the verbal massacre.

Feel free to add your own comments by clicking the "Post a Comment" link, beneath each Thursday post. If it turns out that your comment is funnier than "TJ"'s comment, it may win you free Penny Knight Band music or PKB fashion accessories ! ...aaaannnnd begin ...











Featuring the bonus track, "I shit in mom's hair (and she never found it)"

Monday, July 12, 2010

... I Am Ted Mack's Love-Child !



A few observations:

- SNAKE OIL: This had to have been the reason for the creation of the FDA. Imagine being able to legally sell this crap? Geritol, Serutan, Niron & Zarumin ... and who the hell was the marketing guy in charge of naming this shit, the underacheiving son of JRR Tolkein?

- JACK DUPP: Apparently, Ted Mack was sampling this stuff during pre-show tapings. He's as jacked up as Michael Jackson at the Vienna Boys Choir Nudist Resort & Daycare Center ... His head is on a swivel and doesn't stop moving for a second.

- BODY IMAGE: Someone has been slipping "Niron" (see 6:21 in video above) into my meals for the past 35 years, for my "firm, attractive weight" is second to none! If I find that bastard, they'll have to book me for 1st degree murder.


I am moving. You can now contact me at "Box 191, Radio City Station" ... Daddy? Is that you? ...



*** Tony Jones (bass)